Friday, July 21, 2006

Die, Voles! Die!

The voles are up to no good again. They have invited their rodent brothers the moles to our yard. I don't mind moles because they eat the highly evil June Bug and Japanese beetle larvae. But the little bastards are tearing up my new grass. Since I killed the copperhead last year, the voles have become downright arrogant- leaving trash and beer bottles all over the yard, cussing at my kids, and making any spot they choose a new toilet facility. It's all the fault of The British Vole Appreciation Society

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