Sunday, November 30, 2008

Zombie Repellent

In addition to repellent properties, trappist ales also provide the imbiber with a immunity (most likely temporary) to the Zombie Blood Virus (ZBV). Too bad for you gluten-intolerant people. Your brains will be among the first consumed by the zombie hordes.

A case of trappist ale will be joining the machete and shotgun in my zombie emergency preparedness kit.

Thanks to Northern Brewer.

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